Saturday, October 29, 2005
Operation Whiz whiz
I'm one of those cats that is just about fascinated with everything and I mean everything! So when mom sat on the floor and pulled the gut off the whiz whiz (vacuum) I turned my head back and forth out of curiosity (sort of like a dog). So inside was this bloated bag that did give off a Cosmo aroma and ma grabbed that and ripped it out! I couldn't believe it! Maybe 'ouch' to the whiz whiz!? So then she put in a crisp, white bag that was flat as a pancake. She pushed this circle thingie hard against another circle thingie and puffed out the bag. She seemed to have a little trouble getting the gut part back on and smacked it a few times (again ouch!). Glad it wasn't me! Too bad that whiz whiz is so darn noisy!
Monday, October 24, 2005
A jungle for me!
This is just pure paradise to me! I was sniffing like crazy at the plants that mom and dad brought in tonight. Mom is trying to save them from the frost! Bet they don't like her dark house much. Oh well...there will be plenty for me to chew on. And I was watching a little green worm crawl up the wall until Sean got it and squooshed it. Yeck!
I am not a baby
Why am I wearing a bootie made for a human baby? My mom thought it would be funny to see it on me for some reason. And she's not making it for anyone she knows-herself included! Whoa!Anyway, she is making it (and another) for a charity group she just joined and she wanted to crochet some things like the booties. It looks a little big, don't you think? Ah, nice try mom!
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
A tribute to a dog named Hunter
So I'm only mentioning this 'Chewbacca' looking dog because Mom mom loved his so much. We never met, but when Mom-mom came out to visit, she'd bring a car load of his fur. That's why he was nicknamed Chewbacca. So, old guy, I hope you crossed over 'the rainbow bridge' (whatever the heck that is) and are romping with your grandmom Pita (we know what those letters stand for!), your mom Lucie, and your aunt Tara.
~Hunter~1992-2005
Cosmo cat the comic book
For some reason Dad typed in 'Cosmo cat' in a google search and this came up. Funny because it's from the year Mom was born.
Now tell me, isn't that an awful looking cat? Didn't these people do their research and learn that Cosmo means 'beautiful' in Greek? Lame brains.
What's with the elves or are they space men? I can't believe they associate felines with outerspace weird creatures. Give me a break!
Monday, October 17, 2005
Whiskers are antennas!
"A cat's whiskers constantly provide him with a lot of important sensory information, but at no time is that information as vital as during a nighttime hunt".-Workman's calendar.
It's almost the anniversary of my greatest kill-the green snake that had invaded my space in the basement. Feeling ignored because it was Thanksgiving, I shook the life out of the skinny thing. I left it on the rug at the bottom of the basement steps as 'my offering' for the meal. I never heard any compliments at all. It was 'who is getting that thing out of here?' or 'I can't touch it, I'm cooking'. Talk about gratitude. Never again-unless it would make an awesome new toy!
It's almost the anniversary of my greatest kill-the green snake that had invaded my space in the basement. Feeling ignored because it was Thanksgiving, I shook the life out of the skinny thing. I left it on the rug at the bottom of the basement steps as 'my offering' for the meal. I never heard any compliments at all. It was 'who is getting that thing out of here?' or 'I can't touch it, I'm cooking'. Talk about gratitude. Never again-unless it would make an awesome new toy!
Thursday, October 13, 2005
Me with the catnip toys
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
I can help you win the lottery!
Now listen! According to an Italian proverb, a sneezing cat is good luck to anyone who hears it. So I'm thinking, tonight when they do the 1/4 billion Powerball, someone in the house should blow some pepper into my face and presto-we'll win!!? It's a good idea, isn't it?
6 catnips toys
Tonight mom was busy at that noisy machine that spits out thread and fabric. She was making little rectangles for some reason. Then she turned them inside out and added that soft stuff, my catnip stash(!) and crumbled up waxpaper to the middle and sewed them up. She made 6-4 that had silly cats on them and two dark blue ones with fishes decorating them. Dad said to give me one, so she picked out one of the cartoonie cats-ugh! She stuck it in my bed. After she got on this machine, I snuck up and got one of the fish ones off the table. I kicked and bit the heck out of it. It's cool! So mom found the wet one and took the clean one out of my bed. She's making them for poor homeless kitties. And next she is making little kitty mats. What a gal. ; )
What's all the fuss?
Thursday, October 06, 2005
Speaking of Dreamland...
Monday, October 03, 2005
Mom's crazy Cosmo dream
This is so weird...
In her dream mom said she brought me to a restaurant where most of her family was sharing a meal (she just went out to lunch with a lot of her relatives for her mom's birthday on Sept. 23rd). So she says, 'Listen to Cosmo, he can say words!' So I mouth perfectly only two words 'Ninety-nine' and 'Jade'. I don't know what the 99 stands for. Dad says it's because of 'Get Smart'-Don Adams just died and his sidekick was 'Agent 99'. Huh? Jade is the girl cat who lived here before me. So that was the extent of her dream.
You all know I CAN say 'out'! So there!!!
In her dream mom said she brought me to a restaurant where most of her family was sharing a meal (she just went out to lunch with a lot of her relatives for her mom's birthday on Sept. 23rd). So she says, 'Listen to Cosmo, he can say words!' So I mouth perfectly only two words 'Ninety-nine' and 'Jade'. I don't know what the 99 stands for. Dad says it's because of 'Get Smart'-Don Adams just died and his sidekick was 'Agent 99'. Huh? Jade is the girl cat who lived here before me. So that was the extent of her dream.
You all know I CAN say 'out'! So there!!!
