Thursday, August 18, 2005
Coming to terms with the whiz whiz
Man, I hate that 'whiz whiz'-the vacuum. It is horribly noisy and it has the nerve to smell like me! They leave it out and I can't even stand to walk past it. Mom says to me 'Cos-become one with the vacuum' and I usually hiss at it! Why would I become one with this thing that sounds likes a wild bird that never stops wailing? Yet, I'll come to terms with it by peeing on it and seeing it on the trash heap!